Monday, August 10, 2009

Rob and Cast at Teen Choice Awards

Yes, Mr. Pattinson and crew looked delicious at last night's Teen Choice Awards. It was a fairly successful evening for them as well, the cast netted quite a few awards. I'm sure most people know, but I won't spoil it for those of you who are waiting for the broadcast tonight.

In addition to his hotness at the event, Rob looked exceptionally amazing on the red carpet.


Now I have something to say. Everyone turn away, this is for Rob's eyes only.

Robert. Thomas. Pattinson. (IF that is your real name.) I cannot believe you. After this cat and mouse, hard to get game you've been playing with me for nearly a year, I really thought that things would finally come to fruition this week when I was at the Bobby Long show on Wednesday. You were in LA. I was in LA. It was going to be a quiet night before the frenzy of the rest of the shows began.

But you weren't there.
You left me hanging all night.

Bobby managed to console me with his amazing voice and passionate performance, but still... the ache remained.

And then, when you KNEW I was going to be in Chicago, you went to every other show. It was like a slap in the face. Like you don't even love me. How could you, Rob? I thought we had something. I thought I meant something to you.


It's over. No - it's too late for apologies. Please stop. Don't make a scene. Rob, no one likes a beggar. Get up off your knees, please. Don't make this any harder than it needs to be. Let's just move on as best we can.... if it makes things easier, I will always love you.

*cue dramatic swells of music*

*end scene*


  1. Aww, bb, I feel your pain, I'll hold you. Men just can't be trusted especially boys like that. I'm so sorry.

  2. Aww. Big hugs baby. I'll send you some ice-cream to help with the pain.

    Um...does this mean he's available now?


  3. Poor wearingwords. so sorry for your loss.