I Kissed Your Mom and I Liked It

With crazy fan art and lyrics like, "I kissed your mom and I liked it, her cougar lips invited..." I'm not sure whether the urge to laugh or throw up is more dominant.

On behalf of Twilight fans everywhere, I'd like to offer a public apology to Katy Perry for the rape and pillage of her song. Somehow lesbianism on a whim is so much more appealing than Jacob waxing poetic to Renesmee about her mom's quivering thighs.

Thank you to the hilarious girls at Letters to Twilight for the heads up!

Rob Out and About in LA

Rob was spotted in LA this afternoon, walking and talking with a female friend. It is reported that he is in town to test screen for his new movie Remember Me, which will begin shooting this summer in New York.






Not sure who the mystery girl is, but there is speculation that it's Shannon Woodward - she was at Katy Perry's birthday dinner, which Rob also attended. (Why, I have no idea... but don't worry, I'm not judging you, Rob. That I Kissed a Girl song is unbearably catchy. But have you heard the Corin Joel version? So much better!)

UPDATE: Yes, that is Shannon Woodward. She is apparently dating Rob's friend, Andrew Garfield.

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